Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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