I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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