im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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