The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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