White coat. Heels.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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