Michael Bay diarrhea
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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