im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Can you bring me the toilet please
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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