Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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