Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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