I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
