i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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