Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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