I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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