I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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