i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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