My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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