Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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