How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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