best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
