so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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