i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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