Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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