So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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