And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish i was in the wii world.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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