Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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