so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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