I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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Have fun and good luck.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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