The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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