they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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