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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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