i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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