sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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