you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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