I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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