I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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