yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize