She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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