I love black thongs
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Shame - the story of my life.
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