I want to make a zoo with you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
