My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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