nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she peed on how many people?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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