What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the gays at disneyland are vicious
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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