belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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