In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
