i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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