i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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