D3 body, D1 cock
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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