i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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