Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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