covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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