Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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