Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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