okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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